Posted 1 hour ago

magentamayhem:

i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE

(Source: prismaticpeonies)

Posted 4 hours ago
Posted 6 hours ago

isamiaella:

homosexualpancakes:

give us the child

wipe away the debt

(Source: 997)

Posted 6 hours ago

transhumanisticpanspermia:

6woofs:

The last one kills me.

succumb

Posted 15 hours ago

thelostdrifter:

Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me

this has too many notes

Posted 16 hours ago

List of things Brian likes to suck

kurticusalexander:

unicornbl000d:

  • dick
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  • dick
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  • dick
  • dick
  • dick
  • dick
  • BALLS

one, two BALLS

your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, your dick, your dick, your dick, balls, my balls, and DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK oh shit

Posted 16 hours ago
Posted 17 hours ago

audrineum:

I can’t be the only one thinking of Dave when cr1tikal starts to rant

Based on this video

Posted 17 hours ago

aztec420:

when a girl make u feel some type of way

image

Posted 21 hours ago

baracknobama:

he’s disappointed in your blog

(Source: doopstein)